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Forget Rednecks . . here's what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Nova
Scotians ....
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in
Nova Scotia.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work
there, you live in Nova Scotia.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Nova Scotia.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a
wrong number, you live in Nova Scotia.
If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Yarmouth for the weekend, you
live in Nova Scotia.
If you measure distance in hours, you live in Nova Scotia. If you know
several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Nova Scotia.
If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again,
you live in Nova Scotia.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard
without flinching, you live in Nova Scotia.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both
unlocked, you live in Nova Scotia.
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you
live in Nova Scotia.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live
in Nova Scotia.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow
you live in Nova Scotia.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road
construction, you live in Nova Scotia.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in Nova
Scotia.
If you find 10 degrees F "a little chilly", you live in Nova Scotia.
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Feb 7, 2007
9:59 PM
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