the stormmmmmmmm is approaching...be afraid...be very afraidddd...this summer is strictly vodka though...thaz how i do...just telling ya from now...i know ya'll training up with rum and scotch...that not gone work...its all bout de vodka nowWW BANNAAAAAAAAAA....anyways i got a final now...watch wha i thinking bout when i got final..hahaha..small thing man...small thing!!!!
bulllenn!!! dis hear is my "other" big brother.. umm..amm.... d one that does all d partyin :D..lol..cant u see d resemblence? :D :D :D he's alwways wanted 2 b a mendonca :D not true ??....ive known bullen for agesss!! a little 2 long for my own sake!!!.. he claims dat he's seen me grow up - from d innocent kid i was in my pampers :D...to the quiet one in scouts...to the crazy chic dat i am 2day :D....u musi sayin.."i aint nuthin like my family na?".lol.. nicholas is fun!! he's madd!! he's full a shit... he's got a sense of humour outa dis world..always got ya skinnin ya teeth...lol dis guy is a comic .. he jumps about d place yellin all kinds of tings.. but u gota luv d little nut.. and people.. lol BULLEN CYANT DRIVE!! lol...whether he got bad average on d road.. or he hidin from d police cuz he aint got he documents.. lol :) u knw i love ya..mwahhhhh .. hey! where's there's bullen.. there's fun!!.. nufff luvvv.. rusty! ..o0o0o i ever tel yal d story wen he get lost in d bush n start cry n freak out? lol.. das a story n half.. i gon ga tel yal duh another day..hehhe...:)
4 all doze tha doan kno Nik tha good...dis is SECONDARY,um he's EnOrMoUs,LOUD & very pretti:)To tell u more about my fren...i'd have 2 say...is rum me brudda seh we drikin 2nite so DARLING bring de FYAH WATA.He's da passa passa king a de whirl,chef Wolf Gang Puk n he was once mad into Deal Or No Deal.He's da life of a party-newhere!!!U MUS HAV BULLEN or as he'd like 2 say-Bullon-French.Doan like bade(like som ppl i kno),miserable drunk n a total boobooboobooboo a.k.a suga bamsey-hehe,sori-jus cudn't resist.Banks, Polarz me fren... nuff luv solge..o ras..n a GUINESS...doan 4get me wen i get taller-haha
Happy bday nick, hope u enjoy yurself and jus have a great time.Bullen is a good guy, funny,fun, smart and always up for a party i have known him for all my life and i wouldn' have him any other way,ok maybe jus a lil sober, hehe, love u nick,
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar
When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof?
You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Hotties.
You have a "happy hour" at home
When you are sober, people ask you what's wrong?
You spend all night making a board game called Alcohol Land
Although you drove home the other night you can't remember how you got home or where you parked your car
"Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol."
Your favorite drink is ethanol.
"Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?! - I don't have a prinking droblem!"
"I don't have a drinking prob..pleb..prub.. *hic* Pash me another, tarbender."
You can spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their (your) collapse.
You instinctively know where the alcohol is in a store you've never been in before
Clubs raise their drink prices because you haven't attended in a while
You think beer and ramen make a good breakfast
You frequently urinate outdoors.
When you first wake up and you're afraid you're gonna die and a half-hour later you're afraid you won't.
You fall asleep taking a dump.
You believe that spilling a beer is alcohol abuse.
You go to the john to hurl, but you take your beer with you.
You find it's easier to study drunk.
You're on a first name basis at the detoxification center.
Beer ads make sense.
You wake up to the sound of your dog drinking out of the toilet and you're so dry that it sounds mighty thirst quenching.
You wake the next morning and start drinking a few of the half empties left sitting around the room.
The space on your driver's license that tells your eye color reads "bloodshot".
You fall down a flight of steps and DON'T spill a drop of your beer.
You mix your cocktails by the litre.
You grow a beard because it stops beer that's running down your chin.
You put off urinating in hopes of reaching that near orgasmic Zen-like piss.
When the bottle says 20 standard drinks but you only get 5.
You spell Alcohol with a capital letter out of respect
You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth
Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusettes.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!
Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
"Norm!" is what they say when you enter the bar.
You can focus better with one eye closed
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar
You fall off the floor.
You discover in the morning that liquid cleaning supplies have mysteriously disappeared.
Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
Beer: it's not just for breakfast anymore.
The glass keeps missing your mouth.
Vampires get woozy after bitting you.
At AA meeting you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
Your idea of cutting back is less seltzer.
You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmm.
Every night you're beginning to find your roomate's cat more and more attractive.
If you're on a diet, you cut back your food calories to allow for alcohol calories.
"Take me drunk, I'm home!"
You wake up naked lying in the corner of a bus depot.
You drink to get over a hangover.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who drink too much.
Oh my gosh,i dont even remember putting that comment there! Ok Bullen is not a heart breaker! He just knows what he wants and can't find it anywhere. I'm so sorry.. you know how women get! of course you do...that's why you hate us all :)You know i'm playin!
If I don't add a comment to the boy who thinks I hate him so much,,,then I really do hate you. *Sigh* Nicholas Alexander Bullen is a fucking trip. He's definitely not a heartbreaker (least he never broke my heart ---maybe next time bully). But seriously, he's ultra super sweet when you get down to it and he's a really good friend. If he got something to say, he says it and he's never really bothered, so to all the females out there -- you can cry your heart out but it won't do you good. Another thing females, is if you get too close to him, he trips, checks his caller ID to see if you're stalking him and if you are 'bun a fire pun yuh'. LMAO..thinking about bullen makes me crack up but he also makes me smile cause there ain't no body, NOBODY, like N.A.B. xxxxxxxxxxxxhugs&super.long.kissesxxxxxxxxxxxx Now you see I really don't hate ya but you still can't drive my car.
hahahaha Robin Belly Dancing pun u testimonial...look sick though...anyways on a real...bullen is meh breddrin fuh life...always count on this man for a good liming session...for those who know "bullen"...u have to have met his infamous drunken split personality...when he comes out...all speaking subsides...and its strictly sign language from then on...after partying with this crazy banna for years...its sad to admit...but i probably do know all his "finger signals"....u know.."pass another beer"..."gimme a cancah-stick"..."home is it"...etc. etc...another thing about this banna...is that he is insanely blunt...he don't really hold back...and got a habit of putting people to their place in impeccable fashion...all in all bullen is a good man to lime with and have around...after all he was a scout leader for many years...so he got slight "jungle training" hahaha he does use that training when it comes to women too...cuz hiding is essential...anyways dred...keep the drinks flowing.......continue the positive vibes...One Love........................Dax
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