I made it out of Yarmouth without a drug addiction or a child...don't ask me to do anything else.

Let's cut to the chase--> I fucking love it.

hard-up DAL student...(live in a closet, hard up).

DAL: biochemistry/biology

body shots, not sleeping so i can study, running, travelling, boys, guys, men, uncles (you get it), chocolate milk, school, boobs, yeah mainly boobs, poisson (fish), karma, peeing in wholey bags on a bus, in an unknown country (France or Belgium?), missing my bus and having to bum $50 to get out of Cuba, teeth, porcelain veneers, braces, sushi... apparently getting kicked out of Halifax bars, renting my soul for $7.50 an hour to Murphy's on the Water, 18 page formal lab reports, and falling down (usually those three stairs, or the dance floor ramp, yeah, you've done it too) at pacifico, drinking tea everyday out of Peter Murphy's big blue mug.

dying on Murphy's Party Cruises.

Candy shop...only because Heather owns the pink nurse outfit that one of the girls is wearing...sick.

Closer
Wedding Crashers
Old School
Joe Dirt
Forest Gump

...unfortunately, cable is a privledge not a right...but I like the killer and serial killer shows on A&E.

My Friend Leonard
Angels and Demons
To Kill a Mockingbird
Lord of the Flies
The Science Book

1 .just a couple of kids who like to fuck trying to make it honest. (Vince Vaughn, Wedding Crashers)

2. Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes of, but it's better if you do.

3."see ya later, you fucking whore" Heather's dad (not said to me)...real classy Gary, real classy.